‘Buhari Mentions Jonathan More Than He Mentions His Wife, Aisha’ – Omokri

Ex-Presidential aide, Reno Omokri, has claimed President Muhammadu Buhari has an “unnatural attraction” to Goodluck Jonathan, saying the president mentions his “handsome” former principal’s name more than that of his wife, Aisha.

Omokri said this in the light of Buhari’s alleged recent “blame game” against former President Jonathan.

The ex-presidential aide said the Buhari administration resumed its usual blame game after presenting its 8.6 trillion budget to the National Assembly during the week.

“Former President Jonathan never budgeted up to 5 trillion but we felt the impact of his budgets.

“Each year President Buhari budgets twice the amount of money that Jonathan budgeted yet every year Nigerians get twice the suffering they had under PDP.

“Jonathan never budgeted more than ?4.6 trillion. Buhari regularly budgets ?8 trillion and above (?8.6 trillion is his latest budget).

“How come Nigerians paid ?87 Naira per litter of fuel and ?8,000 for a 50kg bag of rice under Jonathan’s ?4.2 trillion budget and ?145 for fuel and ?20,000 for rice under President Buhari’s ?8.6 trillion budget? Yet Jonathan was allegedly corrupt while Buhari is allegedly a man of integrity?

“And immediately after the budget presentation, the administration went back to its favorite past time: Blame Gaming former President Jonathan.

“Sometimes I wonder if President Buhari has an unnatural attraction to the handsome former President Jonathan with the way he is always mentioning his name.

“Buhari mentions Jonathan more than he mentions Aisha’s name! Is this normal? If he can’t perform in the economy (and perhaps in other places) it is Jonathan.

“He goes to London for treatment, it is Jonathan that caused it. The ‘technically’ defeated Boko Haram attacks a military base, it is Jonathan. Are we sure that President Buhari does not see Jonathan pursuing him in his dreams? Or does Jonathan make him have wet dreams?

“Could it be that the President and members of his administration are living in one big bubble? If not, why do they persist in the fallacy that things in Nigeria are heavenly today, whereas they were hell under the PDP?

“On Wednesday the 8th of November, 2017, the minister of information who is aptly named Lai (pronounced Lie) Mohammed said: ” It will be a tragedy for Nigeria to fall back into the hands of PDP. They dropped us in hell and we are taking people out of hell.”

“For those who may buy into Lai’s PDP is hell, APC is heaven analogy let me ask you if the Federal Government (not state) ever owed you salary under PDP? How much was petrol under PDP? What was the exchange rate of dollar under PDP? If APC is heaven, Nigerians would rather go to hell!

“In this ‘heaven’ of Lai Mohammed, herdsmen kill Nigerians in Plateau state almost on a daily. How many people were killed in the Southeast before the President sent troops there for ‘Operation Python Dance’? When will he send troops for an Operation Herdsmen Dance in Plateau? Or is this the President’s population control strategy?

-Buhari Should Use The Whistle Blower Lines To Report Himself-

Omokri further ridiculed President Buhari’s anti-graft war, saying the whistle blower lines he advertised during his 2018 Budget presentation should be used against him.

“And Nigerians will just keep pretending the Head of Service did not expose President Buhari as a liar and his anti corruption war as a farce?

“The only cloth the emperor had was anti corruption. Now that the Maina affair has unclothed him, shall we pretend the emperor is not naked?

“Has someone performed mass hypnosis on Nigerians? One man at the NNPC awarded $25 billion worth of contracts without due process. The board did not meet. The Vice President denied approving the contracts. And now the President presents a budget where he will borrow $5.5 billion and we are quiet!

“Last month when I said that Evans the kidnapper should join the All Progressive Congress if he wants his freedom, the APC attacked me. Apparently, Maina took my advise!

“That is why when President Buhari reminded Nigerians that the whistle blower lines were still open during his budget presentation, I sincerely believed that the President should have used the line he was advertising to blow the whistle on himself for his immense failure of leadership on all fronts.

“But I don’t blame him. I blame those 15 million Nigerians who believed that a man who should be in a retirement home quietly collecting his pension would be able to fulfill his promises of ‘three million jobs per year’ and ‘ensure that the Naira was equal to the dollar in value, if voted into office’!,” said Omokri.